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Chuck Norris singlehandedly took Normandy Beach but can't get any woman to get with KurtBleach.

 

Perhaps Bill Cosby can help you

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Senior Citizen trying to set password...

 

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
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> USER: cabbage
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
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> USER: boiled cabbage
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
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> USER: 1 boiled cabbage
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
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> USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
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> USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
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> USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAxxIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
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> USER: ReallyPeedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAxxIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

 

:thud: Sounds like Windoze to me...!!

 

 

 

 

:geezer:

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