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Let's see.... In Hindi - Paka would mean "ripe or mature" and lolo would be "grandfather".

 

I'm thinking that c_b might qualify as a matured grandfather... so... is that you on the right or the left there Roger?

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hmmm Tom

When I Google Pakalolo it says Hawaiian?

 

And if thats the case don't matter which side your on they feel the same?

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They look more like they're involved in some sort of ancient mysticism than they look like their attending a luau... but you may be right.

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Let's see.... In Hindi - Paka would mean "ripe or mature" and lolo would be "grandfather".

 

I'm thinking that c_b might qualify as a matured grandfather... so... is that you on the right or the left there Roger?

They look more like they're involved in some sort of ancient mysticism than they look like their attending a luau... but you may be right.

Tomk_, that would be me on the right and my son on the left...having a good laugh at my wedding.

I was thinking pakalolo was Hawaiian for marijuana.

 

 

 

 

:geezer:

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It probably is. I think that Paka is hawaiian for tobacco and lolo means loco/wild/strange. Therefore the english translation would be " Wacky-tobacky". I suspected that you were thinking hawaiian when you responded to Davids post.

 

The important thing is... whether Hindi or Hawaiian... you and your son are looking good normal well in that picture. :P

 

P.S. I do realize that Roger is talking about the picture in his avatar... rather than the one of the dogs that was the subject of this discussion and my reference to mysticism/Luau's

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Pakalolo perhaps??

 

 

 

 

:geezer:

 

Yeah, it would seem so, them dogs look baked.

My little brother used to call pakalolo that strong, "wheelchair" 'cause that's what you'd need after puffing :lol:

 

:) Y

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If your neighbor has a wifi printer that isn't password protected... first thing every morning start sending it print jobs like this:

 

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Proof That The World Is Nuts!




In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.


(Like THAT makes sense.)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


(Do they look different reversed?)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.



(A brick?)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia !)



(Much worse than 'going blind!')



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.



Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.



(Let's just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.



The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


(Ah! Justice!)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.



(But of course!)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


(Makes one shudder at the thought.)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~



In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'



(Is this a great country or what?)



Well,.... not as great as Guam !



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


(Who volunteers for these tests?)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



(From drinking little bottles of ???)


(Did our Government pay for this research??)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Butterflies taste with their feet.


(Ah, geez.)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



(I know some people like that.)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Starfish don't have brains.



(I know some people like that, too.)



*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


And, the best for last?



Turtles can breathe through their butts.



(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)





Thank you all for reading this.



If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam !!!!!!


:) Y

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia !)

(Much worse than 'going blind!')
:yup:

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
"No!"

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?)
Well,.... not as great as Guam !
:rocks:

The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???)
(Did our Government pay for this research??)
"Probably!"

An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

:yup:

 

 

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
:yup:
Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam !!!!!!
:yup:

 

 

 

:geezer:

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Proof That The World Is Nuts!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia !)
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?)
Well,.... not as great as Guam !
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???)
(Did our Government pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this.
If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam !!!!!!
:) Y

 

I need a job application!

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A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, an obviously drunk man was standing behind me watching as I placed the
items in front of the cashier.

 

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.

 

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'





The drunk replied, ' Cause you're ugly.'

 

 

:facepalm:

 

:) Y

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