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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Anytown got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, and so on.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had left the church except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now, this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Hey! Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for 25 years"

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Helping Drunk People
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 AM by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.


"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3:00 AM in the morning!"


He slams the door and returns to bed.


"Who was that?" asked his wife.


"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.


"Did you help him?" she asks.


"No, I did not, it's 3 AM in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there!"


"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down,
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! You have to help drunk people too you know."


The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.


He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"


"Yes," comes back the answer.


"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.


"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.


"Where are you?" asks the husband.


"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..

:) Y

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Had the guy stolen something?, it happens so fast I can't see what he took?

I don't know, but I'd like to know how those sunglasses suddenly appear on the kicker.......... :shrug::huh:

 

Continuity when staging or editing is important. :lol:

 

:) Y

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I don't know, but I'd like to know how those sunglasses suddenly appear on the kicker.......... :shrug::huh:

 

Continuity when staging or editing is important. :lol:

 

:) Y

I think they were on the "kickee"...and homey ended up with 'em...

 

 

 

 

:geezer:

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Had the guy stolen something?, it happens so fast I can't see what he took?

 

it was originally from a prank show of some type, can't remember exactly where i first saw it a few years ago, but the camera man was part of the prank and why it was caught on camera.

so yes the guy had pretended to steal something i think and had to run out the shopping centre, but he got a bit more than he'd planned for, and that was a real bystander who stopped him. if memory serves it was in russia somewhere.

 

the glasses bit was probably added later by someone for fun when making the gif.

 

found the original :-

 

:b33r:

Edited by terry1966

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I don't know, but I'd like to know how those sunglasses suddenly appear on the kicker.......... :shrug::huh:

 

Continuity when staging or editing is important. :lol:

 

:) Y

 

I could be wrong, but it looks like we're supposed to believe that the kick knocked the glasses off the runner, and were "caught" by the kicker directly into the wearable position, but such a short snippet is hard to see the whole picture so to speak, the runner appears to smack something out of the other guys hand (appeared to be a drink maybe ?), the kicker does his civic duty, then the other guy starts to come over to get some payback (that's what most would do), but it cuts so quick you never get to know.

 

 

Love the dog one, truly mans best friend lol.

 

*edit

Just saw the above, didn't see it listed when replying with the quote until now, looks like he just threw some kind of green net over him, sweet justice though, pranks are what you do with mates who know you, not total strangers.

Edited by 8210GUY

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