Jacee Report post Posted February 9, 2014 I love that commercial Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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KurtBleach Report post Posted February 9, 2014 The Space Bar. Nice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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caintry_boy Report post Posted March 15, 2014 A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...""I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer behind the tractor and I was driving down the road...."The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie".Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my John Deer Tractor right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?""Now tell me, what the heck would you say?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juliet Report post Posted March 15, 2014 I'd have to say "I'm fine" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juliet Report post Posted March 16, 2014 The study should be named common sense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyfishingrules2 Report post Posted March 17, 2014 Good ones, peeps! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacee Report post Posted March 19, 2014 I forgot how to code this, but watch Animal Crackers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomk_ Report post Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) I forgot how to code this, I use media tags. [media] Edited March 19, 2014 by Tomk_ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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