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smile with that

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There were probably many, many times this year when

 

 

 

I may have.....

Disturbed You,

Troubled You,

Pestered You,

Irritated You,

Bugged You,

or got on your Nerves!!

So today, I just wanted to tell you....

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Suck it up Cupcake!!

Cause there

AIN'T NO CHANGES

Planned for 2012!!

 

HAPPY NEWYEAR

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I can't imagine why that would bring a smile to anyone's face, especially being posted on the eve of a New Year.

Guess I just don't understand or have a proper sense of humor.

 

so I'll just add my own sentiment in the hopes that it brings a smile............

 

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I wish you all the best in the New Year!

 

:) Y

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American Indian Proverb

 

 

You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep :)

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a "seven-hundred-ten".

 

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'

 

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

 

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

 

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

 

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted

 

If you're not sure what a 710 is

 

 

 

 

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hey thats my mother-in-laws parrot :rofl3:

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My Neighbor came over.......

 

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She's single...

 

She lives right across the street.

 

I can see her house from my family room.

 

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

 

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up

my driveway.

 

She knocked on my door...

 

I rushed to open it.

 

She looks at me, and says,

 

“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time,

get drunk, and make love all night long!

 

Are you busy tonight?”

 

I mmediately replied, “Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!”

 

 

 

Then she said, “Good!

 

In that case, could you watch my dog?"

 

MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

 

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

 

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ............face cream and puts it in the basket.

 

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

 

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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since this the thread for pictures .......Find the Baby

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