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  1. Tomk_

    Sunday funnies........

    It's been one of those weeks again: It's probably unwise to tick off both the school district and the architect, specially on a project with not enough days available to complete... but...
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    Sunday funnies........

    A man was driving down the road when the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming curses in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him. I noticed the “What Would Jesus Do” bumper sticker, the “Choose Life” license plate holder, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.”
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    Sunday funnies........

    I keep seeing shows on TV about people who have overcome problems and turned their life around. Invariably, they say something like "and that's why I turned my life around a complete 360." or 'after that I made a complete 360 with my life." The interviewers/hosts never question this. I don't think people even pay attention to what they are saying anymore. This is why we need to pay more attention to math in school!!!!
  4. Tomk_

    Friday Night Video's

    Nice find. They are very good!
  5. Tomk_

    caintry boy

    Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on your perspective) the Big Guy that is in charge of things says... he's in charge of things and you don't get to decide to opt out or not. I believe that if you try to usurp that power away from him... he will hold it against you. That is just a risk I'm not willing to take. Glad you're doing will c_b.
  6. Tomk_

    Sunday funnies........

    Here is one for you other nerds out there: Heisenberg and Schrodinger were traveling together in a car and get pulled over for speeding. The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!” The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!” Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!” The officer looks over the car and asks Schrodinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. “A cat,” Schrodinger replies. The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.” Schrodinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.” Well.. I think it's funny. Or do I?
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    caintry boy

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    Good Software For Editing Videos

    Per Wikipedia: Acording to the projects page, the windows version is in beta... but here is the link to the download.
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    Sunday funnies........

    What did "he" do that caused you to make a cremation appointment?